To begin our saga:

In the beginning, there was darkness. The good Lord came down and said LET THERE BE BLOG!
And, it was done. The Lord looked upon it and said “Aw, Shit. Not AGAIN!”

Daniel: You should get a blog
Me: Why? No one would read it.
Daniel: I’D read it.
Me: 1.  You  can see me any time, you can listen to my rants any time.
Daniel: I like your rants…
Me: 2. I have nothing to say.
*Daniel gives me a look, and I know what he means*
Me: OKAY, I have nothing WORTH saying.

And then it clicked. I have nothing worth saying, and so too, I joined the blogging universe.  Why else would a blog exist except for pictures of cuppycakes and/or rants? I OBVIOUSLY needed a blog. Why didn’t I ALREADY have a blog? I now yearned to talk to the world, but talk AT the world.

I have nothing clever to say. I have nothing witty to say. I occasionally make a pun. I can bake cupcakes, sometimes. I’m the exact thing the world doesn’t need. Another uniform blogger.

Hello world, it’s me, the child you left behind.
And so begins our long journey together, dear blog.
Nothing around but you, me, and everyone else.