You’ve found me.

Congratulate yourself,

Then wonder why.

So I started this in year 10 – I wouldn’t read anything from that long ago, it’s probably incoherent and smells of elderberries.

I’m in year 12 now and I’ve decided to stop neglecting this, in order to strenthen my writing skills for the end of year exams. The subjects I’m doing are: English, Literature, Maths Methods CAS, Physics and Studio Arts. I did Religion and Society last year. I’m terrible at most of the above mentioned subjects.

I don’t consider myself a good writer, but my responses have been of encouragement, which is nice, so I might write more often for that reason too.

I’m a BLT without bacon, Green eggs without ham;
another pseudo-everything

Professional Crasstinator,
a Nerdette for life;
18, and aging like a fine milk.

I’m a part of that fresh-kind-of middle class suburbian trend. It’s the hybrid of apathy, misanthropy and nihilism. Our slogan is “Our trendy folk band is so indie it doesn’t even exist, care about existing, and would hate existing if it did.”

I might save your life, I might steal your car.

I like pretty things, making them and capturing them.
I’d like to be one of these someday.

Some call me strange
or quirky or enigmatic (a select few)
or… charmingly offbeat.
…My character either comes across as completely clueless or super cluey. I am really neither, just good at fooling fools.
I like making people laugh.
I like having a purpose.
…My head thinks faster than my hands, which is why my handwriting is messy and why I am overly dexterous and underly co-ordinated.
I like videogaming and pop culture.
I read conspiracy theory magazines and think three piece suits are sexy.
I really like coffee – for the taste.

I’m also a vegetarian.
Fancy that.

Yes, I am down with the sickness.
The future is bleak, uncertain and beautiful.
We’ll find out when we get there.